The Great Divide

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Reaction to snow day (quotes are verbatim):

Jets Fan: You’ll find me out on the front lawn, naked, curled in a ball and sucking my thumb cuz my kids will be home ALL day.
Giants Fan: There’s no school today! The kids will be home. I think I’ll make cookies!!

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Demographic:

Jets Fan: skew younger, more likely to do actual work for a living
Giants Fan: more likely to push papers

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Reaction to Plax imprisonment:

Giants Fan: He had a GUN?? That’s DANGEROUS. What if there had been KIDS around?? He should ROT in prison FOREVER!!!
Jets Fan: Who did he shoot? His foot?! That’s hilarious. But wait, why is he locked up? Huh? I don’t understand – did the bullet ricochet and kill somebody? No? Wait, so why is he locked up again?

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Epicenter:

Giants Fan: the winding forested roads of Westchester
Jets Fan: Flushing

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Tagline:

Jets Fan: …and the fuckin JETS!!! (-courtesy R. Ryan) alt.: Play like a m[redacted]n’ JET
Giants Fan: It’s so nice out today; ooh look – a flower!

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j/k – luv ya Giants fans

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Do The (4th Qtr?) Mark Sanchez

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perfect holiday gift?
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One Response to “The Great Divide”

  1. perfect!

    Reaction to Plax inprisonment:

    Giants Fan: He had a GUN?? That’s DANGEROUS. What if there had been KIDS around?? He should ROT in prison FOREVER!!!

    Jets Fan: Who did he shoot? His foot?! That’s hilarious. But wait, why is he locked up? Huh? I don’t understand – did the bullet ricochet and kill somebody? No? Wait, so why is he locked up again?

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