You should always proceed with extreme caution when confronted by an unfamiliar banana.
Steps to take upon banana home invasion that can be gleaned from this instructional video:
1. Leap quickly to-and-fro; should the banana attack, you will be too quick for it to land a punch.
2. Get right down on the banana’s level when you speak to it.
3. Try diplomacy. Meet one-on-one with the banana. Stay calm, keep your voice low but menacing as you attempt to reason with it.
4. Look plaintively at nearby lackadaisical humans in order to impress upon them the dire nature of the situation.
5. File your nails on the new carpeting while contemplating your next move.
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