Senior Skip Day

A Ferris Bueller homage is a not terrible idea.  And they spent money on a good cast (Norm McDonald, Larry Miller, Karen McClain, Clint Howard). Now if only they could have hired a writer.
As it is, not even the most retarded of twelve-year-olds will dig it. 

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Some Dreams

I usually think that other people’s written-down dreams are boring.  Are these too boring to read?  Or are they mildly entertaining?  You can be honest.

1. I found out that I actually had a brother named Gregory, but he’d been a bad little kid so my parents gave him away. I was asking my grandfather to tell me about it, but he wanted me to pay him for the information.